If you’re invited to an Inauguration party, consider this appetizer.
‘The TRUMP-ION’. (It’s similar to the Awesome Blossom served at Chili’s restaurants).
Take a giant onion (preferably as big as your head). Deep fry. Shake excessive oil. Place in the middle of a large platter after slicing into bite-sized leaves, starting at the top. Surround with a variety of dips. (Ranch dressing works well). Serve and enjoy!